Judy arrives tomorrow, and I'm about to jump out of my skin. I've scrubbed down the cabin, bought new sheets - not the 700 count thread sheets I wanted, but they're better than the starchy white sheets that are stock in the crew cabins. I also bought some nice sherry and chocolates for her.
Tonight she stays in a hotel in Miami, then she flies to St. Maarten to meet the ship. I'm going to pick her up at the airport of course.
Oh, now for the election last night, its nice to see some sensibilities remain within the minds of Americans. I think we just might something to look forward to.....
Oh, for those of you craving a bit of the crazy ship life, here's an excerpt from a conversation that occurred outside my cabin at 4 in the morning between a woman from Scotland and some American guy, the names have been changed to protect the guilty.
Woman: come back to my cabin, we can have some fun.
Guy: I have a girlfriend back home.
Woman: My cabin is right over there come on.
Guy: No, your drunk.
Woman: So. Come on, please
Guy: No, I gotta go.
Woman: Oh god, please, just for 20 minutes.
Me: (pounding on the wall) For the sake of all things sacred, just knock boots and regret it in the morning and let me sleep.
Tonight she stays in a hotel in Miami, then she flies to St. Maarten to meet the ship. I'm going to pick her up at the airport of course.
Oh, now for the election last night, its nice to see some sensibilities remain within the minds of Americans. I think we just might something to look forward to.....
Oh, for those of you craving a bit of the crazy ship life, here's an excerpt from a conversation that occurred outside my cabin at 4 in the morning between a woman from Scotland and some American guy, the names have been changed to protect the guilty.
Woman: come back to my cabin, we can have some fun.
Guy: I have a girlfriend back home.
Woman: My cabin is right over there come on.
Guy: No, your drunk.
Woman: So. Come on, please
Guy: No, I gotta go.
Woman: Oh god, please, just for 20 minutes.
Me: (pounding on the wall) For the sake of all things sacred, just knock boots and regret it in the morning and let me sleep.
They both carry on for a while longer, and I finally fell asleep.The whole affair was a bit pathetic.

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